Postcards: Vultures, Momentum, and Car Vending Machines

It's too nice of a day for long-winded rants or chatter about valuations. So, let's keep it simple on Friday as we head into the weekend.

Dear Fellow Expat:

Spring cleaning is complete.

We’ve thrown away probably half our stuff, and we still own more than the Canadians down the block.

I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again.

When you hit this age, those prime work years where you put in long days…

There are no better things than these three (in order):

1. Canceling plans.

Canceling plans is better than any chemical. In the Florida Republic, we embrace canceled plans. I wouldn’t even be upset if you canceled reading this right now.

2. Going to Sleep at like… 8:45 pm.

Nothing is open here after 10 pm, except for the bar where all Industry Employees (bartenders/servers) go. I haven’t been out on a weeknight in forever. Feel free to cancel plans and call it a night.

3. Throwing Things Away

When you have a kid, the best thing that can happen to your friends is that they have a kid of the same gender. That way, you can pawn all this crap off on them.